DEFRA Bans Video Games After Real-Life Angry Bird Bombards Pig
The Department for Environmental Fuckups and Rainforest Annihilation has leapt into the 24 hour news-feed today with the announcement that they have initiated a blanket ban on all video games, Tamagotchi, and brightly coloured calculators. The ban came after a reality-crow sky-murdered a corporeal pig, leading our top, environmentally-involved politicians to jump to the conclusion…